hi Brit!! ooo loving the new website!! i feel so priviledged to be your blogging friend
am i the first to comment!??? did i take the comment virginity of Bluntdelivery.com!??

Comment on break ups: Ah the romantic… i am sure he intended it to be a poem but just ran outta time in class to finish it… it could have been worse:
‘we are broken up
i did it because you suck
life’s a bitch
and you look like a witch
so long and goodbye
i think that you should die’
see could have been worse..
and he could have stuck it on there with permanent glue…

but see now you are the one breaking hearts sticky tacking “we are broken up” hehe. life is good.

I wouldnt have it any other way….. (that im at work and trying to avoid doing any of it…) i mean… of course how could i not be so devoted to the Blunt Delivery! hehe.

Whitty Diatribe is prob OCD’ing himself into the website as we speak hehe. And im glad i beat him to it!
*thinking of goofy phrase to say now*
….
bloody bonza!

This website is FABULOUS! Way to outdo yourself!

whittyyy wake up… or im coming in there and waking you up … you dont want that…. or do you? come check out brits new website!! its so cool!!

Jewels this goes for you too!

I am sorry but I can no longer visit your site. All my web blockers assume this is some cover for a drug paraphenalia company - really BLUNT delivery. hmmm.

I’ll update my blogroll tonight. I see that you already updated your blog roll to include NOONE. ha ha

You expected me to be up at 1am to comment on this? Some of us have real jobs, woman. I was sleeping. Naturally I am now viewing this from work. I’m glad they pay me for this.

Instead of “not walking someone down the hall”, now girls complain about things like “not calling them at all hours of the day” or “not giving them enough attention”. All equally annoying as the crap in middle school.

Also you have to admit that when you say “Thursday or Friday” for rolling out a blog, anyone that knows you would take that as “so late Friday night, it’s actually Saturday morning… so maybe by Monday, if you’re lucky.”

And WTF is up with this bottom-to-top comment order? Fix it.

wow brandon - you must be dating chicks who still are in middle school hehe.

That’s how all of you girls operate. You all want your phone calls and attention, some of you just bury the craziness a little better than others as you got older.

congrats on the new site. looks great! and it does look like a lot of work. good for you!

a yellow sticky tac? yep, sounds like junior high alright. at least you were TOLD!

Great new site! But I’m with Brandon the the bottom to top comment delivery. I am overwhelmed and damn it all if I do’t have tons of work to do today!

Susi - aren’t you in another time zone? You will always win.

Yeah, Susi has the unfair advantage of being in another time zone, so with Brit’s no-real-job sleeping schedule and super late night posting, it works perfect for her. And makes me look bad. I don’t like it.

I know I want the sweet money with out a 9-5 hook up.

There are you happy now. I updated my blog roll AND announced the change on my blog.

I also have a full page ad running in tomorrows paper.

You’re right, I would love not to have a real job. I can’t lie.

I’m glad you fixed the comments. I mean, it was terrible. Absolutely atrocious.

But yes, I attract the crazies, and I’m applying my statement to ALL girls. Kind of like how you girls apply your statements to ALL men. I’m willing to change my statement potentially in the future.

omg i go to sleep and i am bumped off the shining star contest!? that would be bloody right (sacarsm and contempt).

first of all jewels - come on! how can you suggest id be out of the race? i like your blog! you have to be supportive of me in return haha. I may be in another hemisphere, at a different time zone… sure brit operates on the same time continuem it seems…but that isnt my fault… and look just look at the evidence above… see how many comments you all wrote in response to me - of which i had NO time prior to 9.15am (while at work) to respond to… and therefore your honour based on the evidence before you i submit to the jury that
1) blunt delivery’s personal time keep is not pertinent to the fact that Susi Spice also happens to be awake and blog surf..i mean working at the same time.This is a mere coincidental advantage of which Susi Spice has no control over. blunt delivery could choose to post/blog/unveil at any time that pleases her.
2) it is not all advantageous to Susi Spice as she endured the mental torture, emotional stress and psychological harrassment of the above commentary but such named persons to which she could not respond to with immediacy.

in conclusion I am great and shining star.. so there.

lol can you tell im in my legal mind frame of mind right now? hehe

thank you your honour, for your just verdict.

id like to turn my attention to mr brandon aka whitty diatribes and blunt delivery.. maybe seinfeld was right… only 5% of the population is actually dateable. and i think that brit and i have never made blanket statements that all men are weird psycho’s or that have severe emotional problems… i think we should take the lessons from that great bible book… ” He is Just Not That Into You”. If a guy likes you he will make an effort for you and if he isnt that into you (eg Pete my friend who is mr yes and no at the same time) he wont make too many efforts to call you or spend time with you. Yes brandon there are girls, of which i have known a few, who do the psycho stalker thing - very disturbing. Also that guy “aaron” i was dating he was the male version of that..very clingy and needy.

So I have learned to give what i have but if its not returned then too bad so sad your loss.

also - i dont mind it when a guy i am very much into is very affectionate, i actually really like that, its when i am not that into them that it bothers me. I think its the same for most people.. its no so bad when you really like the person.

Susi - like the little boy who told the girl she was made of dog poo in he’s just not that into you — i tease because i like you are now on my blog roll.. and thats a special list my friend. in fact i need to delete a few who have disappointed…

If you delete me, I will cut you.

like a fish?? come on B - I couldn’t delete YOU! You love me.

5% is datable? Really? We’re going THAT high with a number?

For me, the number is far far lower. Less than 1%. Easily.

Well B your factoring in the number that would date YOU… jk.

brandon - joking… you know i’ll be loving you forever like the new kids on the block

brit - the blog roll is more drama than i ever imagined… which is why i am SO flattered we exchanged. good times.

lol @ jewels comment on 1% for brandon…
that was funny!!
wohoo on your blog roll yay! i shall return the love

brandon.. jewels… brit… will we become the new Sex and City type version? hmm here is an idea we should all write a pilot for this TV sitcom and become Kajillionaires! haha Susi Spice, Brit, Brandon and Jewels.. the new kids on the sex and the blog block…

i refuse to believe that there arent good quality men out there..i mean we are good quality women and man..(brandon).. granted jewels has an unnerving like for new kids on the block… brit has a tendency to attract rich weirdos with psychotic tendencies.. brandon attracts girls who cant live without breathing his every essence at all times and me? well…not much wrong with me … haha just kidding! i tend to attract the good looking no hopers with severe emotional problems…

im sure one day… at some point… by some lucky cosmic coincidence it will all work out fine…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

I refuse to be associated with anything that remotely resembles Sex and the City. Worst. Show. Ever.

And the less than 1% is BEFORE you factor in what girls would date me. Duh.

Hey - I admit my love for boybands and I embrace it fully. I went to the reunion tour. No shame here. It was better than some dates I’ve had.